Countdown to Recital: 4 Days.

The Steppin 2 the Beat Recital is only four days away. I'll be sporting an array of embarrassing costumes, including a polka-dot spandex dress (Candy Man, Christina Aguilera), a gigantic Barney-purple skirt (Amazing Grace, Destiny's Child), and red hooker heels (Fergalicious/Maneater/Sexyback). Humiliation that is not to be missed.